Roulette Jokes

Here are a few funny roulette jokes for your enjoyment.

A woman’s age

A woman went to Vegas for the first time and settled in at the Roulette table. Feeling indecisive about which number to play, she looked to her boyfriend for advice.

“Play your age,” he said.

The woman smiled and put her money on 29, then watched the ball spin and fall on lucky number 41.

“I won, I won!” she shouted, apparently forgetting she had bet on her “age”, not her age.

Her boyfriend, who until now believed she was 29, fainted. The woman then fainted once she realized her $1,000 payday was being awarded to the 41-year-old lady next to her.

In roulette, like in love…..It pays to tell the truth

Lucky Number 00

A local casino reaches out to the community by hosting free game nights at old age homes in the neighborhood. Frankie and his friends Linda, Ruth and Estelle decide to have a go at the roulette table. After some various bets Frankie is down on his luck because he can’t win at anything while the ladies are enjoying their victories.

Fed up with the whole thing Frankie puts all of his chips on 00 and watches as the ball spins and lands on it! He’s jumping up and down in excitement at his luck (mind you it’s free Roulette) and his pants fall down and his business is fully exposed to the group.

Linda and Ruth each have a stroke , Estelle is standing too far away.

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